Texas Drinking Rules

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In
Mexico
Our glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from
the same glass
twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots
the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

Then Dick Cheney, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the
Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.

He says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that
we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice."